Posts Tagged as ‘sonnets’

August 10, 2005

Here’s to Yum Yum tree banana-banana smoothies, naughty sonnets about being rocked by Bon Jovi, “oh bum!”, knocking headfirst into doors, slapping people’s butts at random, toothless ladies, Jesus making a guest appearance in Much Ado About Nothing, and orange berets. Man, summer is good.

July 27, 2005

Love Sonnet To Cheese

LOVE SONNET TO CHEESE Her nose protruding from the snowy lace, A nervous growl my belly doth emit; It’s not her witch’s eyes or horse-like face, Yet to her hand this ring I don’t commit. It’s just she claims that cheese doth make her fat, And throws it out with cruel and evil screams; How [...]