Posts Tagged as ‘cheese’

March 12, 2007

Zen and the Art of Eating Triscuits

I am perfecting the practice of enjoying my food, so listen closely, and I will share with you the secret to eternal bliss. I’ve forgotten how good Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits are. They’re much too satly to eat with cheese, unless it’s cream cheese, which I can’t say I particularly care for. There is, [...]

July 27, 2005

Love Sonnet To Cheese

LOVE SONNET TO CHEESE Her nose protruding from the snowy lace, A nervous growl my belly doth emit; It’s not her witch’s eyes or horse-like face, Yet to her hand this ring I don’t commit. It’s just she claims that cheese doth make her fat, And throws it out with cruel and evil screams; How [...]