Dear cats,
You’re dumb. Please stop peeing on our bathroom floor. This makes absolutely no sense as the litterbox is literally two steps away from the place you are peeing. I know you think this is cool, but it’s not. It’s not cool. Whoever told you this was cool was seriously misinformed. If you do not kindly discontinue this behavior, Liz and I will probably disown you for the duration of 20 minutes.
Love,
Your disgruntled owner, and her new socks
P.S. As a reminder, I have sprayed the bathroom floor with citrus flavored vegetable wash. So now you can feel my pain when you wake up in the middle of the night and get gross on your paws. Ha ha, cats. Ha ha.
1 response so far ↓
Siobhan S. // February 17, 2009 at 9:42 pm |
you’re ridiculous, and i kind of love you for it.